The Oxford Piranhas v1.0.2

In The Oxford Piranhas, you’re the reserve goalkeeper for a men’s water polo team at Marlin College, Oxford. After a disaster of a match, your team-mates jump you and tie you up on a pool float. Can you escape before they return? A short, sweet story with 12 endings. 

Content warnings are in game. The game is an interactive fiction game which should take you about 30 minutes on a first playthrough. This is the Twine version; the game was originally posted at as an interactive story. 

To play the game, simply run the .html file in a browser. You can play or download the game at

(Current version v1.0.2 contains hotfixes for a HTML error when using the top stats bars.)